Happy snaps...

Now if this was a book, I would make it have a glossy middle section with colour pictures. At least one of those would be a picture of me enjoying myself as a child, one at my graduation, and of course, these two delights from my first MRI - Me and Ivan. When will Doctors learn that leaving me in a room with their computers switched on is a terrible idea. I have painstakingly removed all traces of red-eye.

This might help you understand my reaction when I first walked into Dr Wihl's office...